The Last Newsletter

Greetings loyal subject,

By royal decree, I summon your focus to a matter of great urgency.

All is not well in the kingdom.

Modern life has driven many to madness but nobody is doing anything about it.

So as your noble Olive King I’ve taken it upon myself to name what’s broken… and guide you back to what’s real.

I sincerely hope this is the last newsletter you’ll ever need to read so you can escape this modern madness, reconnect to what matters and enjoy life as our creator intended.

Maybe that means a long, slow meal at a taverna with copious amounts of wine.

Maybe it means staring into the eyes of a dark haired Mediterranean beauty by the sea.

Maybe it’s a slow walk through an olive grove, with nowhere to be and nothing to do.

I don’t really care what it is as long as it’s not doomscrolling, obsessing about the latest greens supplement or finding a new note taking system.

Actually, there’s quite a lot of stuff now I think of it, but we’ll get to that in due course.

Until then stay real,

Your Olive King